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omphaloskepsist

omphaloskepsist

i like to keep my navel clean

  • Member since Jan 5, 2007
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i'm a pretty happy and peppy person in real life, but sometimes i just need to be bitter and bitch. this is my little corner of snark, pessimism, and paranoia. mostly about relationships. and myself, it seems.

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omphaloskepsist
omphaloskepsist said:
it's true, i need to meet new people. of course, it would help if i hadn't moved to [northern city],... read more
on three cubed should be auspicious
Dating LA
Dating LA said:
Hang in there! It's tough being that single girl. All my friends are in relationships and I was always that... read more
on three cubed should be auspicious
TheFiercestCalm
TheFiercestCalm said:
Ketchup bottles as wedding favours? Really? Now that's strange!Hey, you can be smug that some tall, dark and handsome dude... read more
on feeling tired and old
omphaloskepsist
omphaloskepsist said:
he can't let me go completely given the nature of our relationship. i'm perhaps his closest friend in a number... read more
on he called again